Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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