Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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