you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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