Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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