Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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