That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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