we have pet lesbian snakes
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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