She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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