i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have fence marks all over my body
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
