i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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