i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
