So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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