VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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