so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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