I wanna passion pit in your ass
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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