everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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