That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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