Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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