Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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