Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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