Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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