dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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