Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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