In the future we'll all be gay
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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