then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
soo... how was my night?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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