Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize