In the future we'll all be gay
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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