Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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