Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We need to rekindle our bromance
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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