Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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