So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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