kristin has been a bad kristin
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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