how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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