That's intense
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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