all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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