New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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