I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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