I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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