Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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