yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Only a mothe r could love this liver
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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