apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
