Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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