the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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