Me too!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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