saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
