Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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