If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I love you. Go after that dick
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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