Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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