Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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