i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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