That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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