Is it because I queefed?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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