Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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