I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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