Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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